Dear Potter,

Note that I am just bored and don't know why I am writing to you! I think I am just really fucked in the head and just looking for someone to talk to, I thought you would be the last person I would talk to seeing as you ARE my arch nemesis and all. But hey, look where I am. I am writing to The Boy Who Lived, isn't that just mad? Anyway, what are you doing? Let me guess, you're at the Weasels house spending time with your best friends. God you disgust me Potter, of all the friends you could've made you had to pick a boy with red hair and freckles on his face with the last name Weasley? You stink!

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis

Dear Draco Malfoy,

I never expected this. Not in a long time, and it surprised me you actually had the guts to write to me. I thought you had none. I hang out with Ron because he is a great friend, he has been from the start you know. You insulted him and that's one thing I did not like, Malfoy. Don't insult my friends, how are Crabbe and Goyle? Still stuffing their fat faces are they? You prick. With friends like that, hell I'd feel like crap being you.

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived.

Dear Potter,

Oh my god that hurt my heart so damn much, I'm crying my eyes out. Not! Potter will you ever learn? I could've been a really good friend to you, you know? But no, you had to pick someone with RED HAIR. RED HAIR! What was with you? Were you just on drugs or something? Yes, I am just writing a letter to piss you off because it is fun! Plus, I am really bored and need to annoy someone. My Father is out on business, with you I could have a load of fun.

From Draco Malfoy, your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

Your father is always out on business Malfoy. You always speak of him like he is the best Dad ever to you. It's so annoying how much you speak of him, Malfoy. Yes, I picked a friend with red hair, so what? Who cares? I picked a friend with brunette hair too. You picked friends that are fat!

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Dear Potter,

You just so crossed the line, Pothead.

From Draco Malfoy, your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

What are you gonna do about it, bouncing ferret? I'll get Mad Eye Moody to cast that spell on you again and so you can be a ferret all day long! How fun, and I could chase you around!

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Dear Potter,

You thought I was cute, Potter, don't you deny it!

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis

Harry Potter sent no reply back.

Dear Potter,

DON'T IGNORE ME!
YOU PRAT!
From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis

Dear Draco Malfoy

Damn it Malfoy, Okay YOU WERE CUTE!
NOW SHUT UP!

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Draco Malfoy sent no reply back.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

MALFOY! REPLY BACK DAMN YOU

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Dear Potter,

You told me to shut up Potter so I did. We're both wanting each other to reply, how queer is that?

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis

Dear Draco Malfoy,

Well maybe it's because we are both ever so bored. I wasn't until you sent me that letter, you know.

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Dear Potter,

Haha very funny, I'm laughing my ass off.

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

So, is it still going to be awkward like this when we meet back at Hogwarts again? Are we still going to hate each other?

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived.

Dear Potter,

I don't know Potter. What do YOU want to have happen? It's your call. You ARE the one that didn't shake a Malfoy's hand in need, you know? You looked like you needed friends anyway and for all you know I could've been the best friend you ever had. But you had to pick a weasel. Why not a Malfoy? Is it because we're rich and stuck up?

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

Precisely that! You are stuck up, you do realize don't you?

From Harry Potter, The boy who lived

Dear Potter,

You love it.

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

So what if I do Malfoy?

From Harry Potter, The boy who lived

Dear Potter,

...

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Harry Potter sent no reply back.

To Be Continued.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

I DID NOT MEAN THAT!

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived

Dear Potter,

Oh, I am sure of it Potter. I thought it was pretty funny.

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

SHUT UP IT WAS NOT.

From Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived.

Dear Potter,

It was too. I'm gonna tell everybody Harry potter is GAY.

From Draco Malfoy, Your Arch Nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

NO MALFOY. I AM NOT GAY! If you tell everyone I'm gay I'll tell them your gay as well!

From Harry Potter, The boy who lived

Dear Potter,

They'd think we're gay together. Wink wink.

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Dear Draco Malfoy,

Y-yeah... They woud.
Okay, we're both not gay.. Honestly. If you tell people I am I swear.

From Harry Potter, The boy who lived

Dear Potter,

Imagine if we were gay Potter. How weird would that be?

From Draco Malfoy, Your arch nemesis.

Harry Potter sent no reply back.

To be continued.